"If they can’t make you laugh then don’t fuck them."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: we-should-fuck-now-that-i, via chrisbreeh)

bastille:

i wanna be so hot my enemies fear me

(via fordestructioniceisalsogreat)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

(via trust)